the fearfools

You dare ask why of the Fear Fools?

Why do Wicked Tails have two tails? 

Tom found while sitting at the top of the Hill of Life in Awesome (also unknown as Austin, Texas) that even though his sweat band was soaked so much so that sweat was dripping into his eyes, the tails of his sweat band were dry.  the Fear Fools  went to work and proved that sweat does not flow through a knot and a tennis sweat band is just a rag to hold sweat.  Are you thinking Noble Prize?  So the Fear Fools figured that there had to be a way to make a sweat band with tails that wicked.  The rest is history as the Fear Fools went on to make a headband with extra tails.

Why is there no printing on Wicked Tails?
Because the Fear Fools use a special fabric that wicks moisture, think sweat in your case, if the Fear Fools printed some cool graphics we decrease the effectiveness of the product.  What do you want a sweat band that keeps your forehead dry or some cool graphics for your friends to gawk at?

Why does the Wicked Tails logo fade away?
the Fear Fools figured you wanted something that works, you aren't buying our logo, you are buying the best Wicking Headband on the market.  So the Fear Fools stamp on the logo with an ink that will not reduce the effectiveness of the wicking properties.  This is a really, really cheap ink, that costs a lot to stamp on each head band, but again we are thinking of you the sweaty guy that bought our headband.

Why get it wet first?
In the summer in Awesome, Texas it is dry and hot, and putting the Wicked Tails on moist feels good, and the Fear Fools always say if it feels good do it, but we have been know to do things we thought would feel good and it didn’t end up that way.  But anyway moistening your Wicked Tails gives it a jump start, kind of like drinking a triple shot gets you going in the morning, this jump start gets the moisture wicking out to the tails (why do you think we call it Wicked Tails?) before you really start to sweat, and this makes for a better ride!

What to do?

In Austin go to Bicycle Sports Shop on Lamar, in Houston try one of the 3 Houston Cycling Centres or go to your local bike shop and ask for Wicked Tails by name, or send us a email and we will send you your own Wicked Tails for $10